March 2011
i spilt tea on this girls phone at college
thatshouldbemestuckinthemoment:
BY ACCIDENT
but omg she got so angry
and then after i apologised I was like
“what network are you on….. tea-mobile?”
DEATH BLOW
WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO BLOW YOU UP, NOT BECAUSE OF WHO YOU ARE, BUT FOR DIFFERENT REASONS ALL TOGETHER.
