NOT EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY JOHN

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Question from Anonymous

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aaiieeee THANK YOU

1. When did you lose your virginity: Around I wanna say January I think?

2. Rough sex or soft sex? I really love rough sex 

4. Weirdest place you’ve had sex? On a trampoline actually :P

12. How often do you have sex? Um depends on the week but probs an average of once or twice

14. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? Ooooh god this is a tough one cause i love both but i guess im gonna be a bit special and say receiving im gomen

28. Favorite body part on the opposite sex: Butt for sure

30. Do you watch porn? Yep I do!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING I LOVE YOU

pros of dating me

  • you can get in depth Lost character analyzations whenever you want for free
  • i will always sing both parts in flight of the conchords songs
  • i have a pretty slamming leather jacket

cons of dating me

  • oh wait there are none

so in mr jones by counting crows my favorite line is this part where hes like 

MR JONES WISHES HE WAS SOMEONE JUST A LITTLE MORE FUNKY

me too mr jones